Jokes and Humor

[Morgan101]

Therapist: Your wife is upset because you never buy her flowers.

Husband: I didn't even know she sold flowers.

 

[BBQJoe]

 

[Weedygarden]

Oldies I found in a folder...

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That first photo looks like a beautiful Rhodesian Ridgeback, from the back, as they are sometimes photographed. Not a day goes by that I don't miss our dear sweet Crosby.

 

[Weedygarden]

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I noticed you have been back, BBQJoes. Good to see you here again and I hope all is well with you.

 

[BBQJoe]

I noticed you have been back, BBQJoes. Good to see you here again and I hope all is well with you.

Thanks.
Just stopping by to pick up and drop off a little humor, and share some of life's little ironies

 

[BBQJoe]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Morgan101]

When you are dead you don't know you are dead. The pain is only felt by others.

Same thing happens when you are stupid.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Terri9630]

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That's our Lab pup. The front porch is littered with fire wood. I choose to think that she is trying to help keep us warm.

 

[Terri9630]

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Jim

That needs to be on a T shirt.

 

[GrannyG]

 

[Morgan101]

That needs to be on a T shirt.

I saw one very similar. You know that little thing in your head that tells you "You shouldn't say this." Yeah. I don't have one of those.

 

[Amish Heart]

A spud militia?

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[BBQJoe]

A spud militia?

No.
Put your creative brains in gear people!

 

[Amish Heart]

Raisins with pistols?
Potato patrol?

 

[Bacpacker]

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Hey now, how do you know cousin Phil? He don't get out and meet strangers much.