Jokes and Humor

[SheepDog]

Apple pie, Mom, and shooting guns. All American values.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[tazo2503]

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That there is what you call an onion... So good it makes you want to cry...

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[phideaux]

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Dang straight , I'm up for that one.

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

I swear , a neighbor ask me about the guy on the sign down the road once....
Redneck.

Jim

 

[The Lazy L]

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Shin locators!

 

[The Lazy L]

My wife gets down on her hands and knees when she talks to me!

"Get out from under that bed you coward!" is what she usually says.

 

[SheepDog]

I love it when my wife stands up to me... her face is at chest level and she snuggles real well.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Haertig]

I just got this email from GunBroker. As much as I love my M1 Carbine, it is not a 1000 yard rifle. And the .30carbine cartridge, well, it will probably make it to those 1000 yards ... if you aim the rifle like a piece of artillery (at a 45 degree incline). And you sure aren't going to be hitting many 1000 yard targets with a scout scope (what are those, 1 to 4 power maybe?)

Hey GunBroker, maybe try a little harder in the plausibility department. The M1 Carbine is one fantastic rifle, but not for the use you are advertising it for.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Haertig]

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Jim

Me, I'm waiting 'til the day after, and then I'll load up on the chocolates they have on sale for half price.

 

[phideaux]

I been just been thinking ..

Give myself a full day GUN SHOPPING.

I love me.

Jim