Jokes and Humor

[Sentry18]

I been just been thinking ..

Give myself a full day GUN SHOPPING.

I love me.

Jim

Lucky.

I am going to give myself nothing. Well, other than a happy wife and a nice steak dinner.

 

[threetango]

I just got this email from GunBroker. As much as I love my M1 Carbine, it is not a 1000 yard rifle. And the .30carbine cartridge, well, it will probably make it to those 1000 yards ... if you aim the rifle like a piece of artillery (at a 45 degree incline). And you sure aren't going to be hitting many 1000 yard targets with a scout scope (what are those, 1 to 4 power maybe?)

Hey GunBroker, maybe try a little harder in the plausibility department. The M1 Carbine is one fantastic rifle, but not for the use you are advertising it for.

Nice rifle but not 1'000 yd, thats's BS.


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[Cnsper]

 

[The Lazy L]

 

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[snappy1]

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We went on a cruise at the beginning of Dec. right after 911. There were only about 400 people on a ship that should have had 1000 plus. No lines anywhere.

 

[Supervisor42]

We went on a cruise at the beginning of Dec. right after 911. There were only about 400 people on a ship that should have had 1000 plus. No lines anywhere.

We will be cruising again in late April without hesitation.
Standard procedure to dodge the 'puke & go' stuff (norovirus), which can spread on a cruise ship like wildfire, will be the norm.
No worries.
On topic, joke:
Iowa primary results are still under 'review'.

 

[Meerkat]

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Tango that is funny . Compliments of the medical feild I got instant vision impairment snd I get this one.

 

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[Sentry18]

 

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[Cascadian]

When you marry the wrong woman you are finished. When you meet the woman of your dreams you are complete. When the two meet you are completely finished.

 

[LadyLocust]

Why

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would Alaska hate Texas? Weird. And CA probably ran a close second for many of the other states.

 

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Jim

 

[Caribou]

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WRONG! California is Alaska's least favourite State. Texas is the baby sister we like to pick on. I can see how people might get confused.

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[Sentry18]

WRONG! California is Alaska's least favourite State. Texas is the baby sister we like to pick on. I can see how people might get confused.

The entire Midwest is wrong too. Everyone in the Dakotas, Iowa, Nebraska, and Wisconsin hate Minnesota. People in Illinois, Missouri, and Indiana hate Illinois. Yeah that's right, Illinois is self-hating while people in Minnesota think they are in California and don't know who they hate.

 

[Support Gunner]

We just hate Illinois because of the politicians. Lol

 

[GrannyG]

 

[phideaux]

Jin

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[Sentry18]

 

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