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Amish Heart

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Feb 11, 2020

#6,451

Oh, but chips go on the peanut butter and jelly, too.

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phideaux

Old fashioned

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Neighbor

Feb 11, 2020

#6,461

Jim

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Neighbor

Feb 11, 2020

#6,462

Jim

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~Top~

Neighbor

Feb 11, 2020

#6,463

threetango said:
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Terri9630

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Feb 11, 2020

#6,467

phideaux said:
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Jim

Those are the ones that catch everything and then call your momma to tell her.

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Neighbor

Feb 11, 2020

#6,468

Me too...

Jim

phideaux

Old fashioned

HCL Supporter

Neighbor

Feb 11, 2020

#6,469

See...

Jim

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Neighbor

Feb 12, 2020

#6,470

Duh !

Jim

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Neighbor

Feb 12, 2020

#6,471

Jim

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Neighbor

Feb 12, 2020

#6,472

Jim

Morgan101

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Neighbor

Feb 12, 2020

#6,475

An elderly guy goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him " Your blood work is all O.K. and you are in reasonably good health for your age."

The guy isn't satisfied with this. " My health is O.K.? That isn't what I wanted to hear. I want to live for a very long time."

Doctor asks " Do you drink alcohol? "
Patient " No"
Doctor "Do you eat red meat"
Patient "No"
Doctor "Do you smoke or use any tobacco products?"
Patient "No"
Doctor "Do you take any recreational drugs?"
Patient "No"
Doctor " Do you have a lot of hobbies; hunt, fish, play golf? "
Patient "No"
Doctor " Then why do you care how long you will live? "