Jokes and Humor

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[backlash]

My Grandma told me her dog was mad at her. He wouldn't do anything she told him to do. The dog was completely deaf and blind. When Grandma had a heart attack and was in the hospital my Aunt took her dog to the vet and he was so bad they had to put him down. Nobody ever told Grandma and she never asked but she knew.

 

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https://schmedium.org/2020/02/10/introducing-beyond-broccoli-made-from-100-real-pork/

Introducing Beyond Broccoli, Made from 100% Real Pork
February 10, 2020
by Falconetti

Beyond Broccoli made from 100% real pork

Have a craving for a food with the disgusting taste and texture of broccoli but the nutritional value of bacon? Well say hello to Beyond Broccoli, the only vegetable made from 100% real pork!

“Every one of our pigs is fed a diet consisting entirely of wholesome, organic broccoli,” said company spokesman Brad Weimaraner. “So each bite of its flesh tastes like a crisp, delicious floret picked fresh from the vine, or whatever it is that broccoli grows on.”

Weimaraner says Beyond Broccoli is currently available in bacon, pork chop, and ham varieties. But they’re considering adding kielbasa and Canadian bacon options to break into the international market.

“Consumers will no longer have to worry about getting enough pork in their diets,” he said. “All the health benefits of an entire pork shoulder are now available in a single head of broccoli.”

At press time, the company announced the upcoming release of Impossible Carrots, made from 100% grass-fed beef liver.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

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[phideaux]

Yes.

Jim

 

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I do ...

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Dang, they been watching me.

Jim

 

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Dang, they been watching me.

Jim

I'll tell you phideaux it's almost like you and I grew up together.

 

[kd4ulw]

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Dang, they been watching me.

Jim

I’m staring at five of assorted sizes right now!

 

[Haertig]

I cut the top flaps off. They nest better that way, for long term storage, in case I ever need them for something.

 

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[phideaux]

I keep them until I can't walk thru the front of the garage...
Then I have a burning party.

And

Start over

Jim

 

[phideaux]

They should ..

Jim

 

[zannej]

My cats like my cardboard boxes so we keep some of them around. I also flatten some out and use them in the workshop to keep paint from getting on stuff when I'm painting.

My friend sent me this angry looking jeep he saw on cargurus. It looks like it shouted to speak with the manager and was told the employee it was shouting at was the manager. The little face on the top looks like a sad child.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[zannej]

Now I want some cornbread. LOL. The thread about chickens made me think of a humorous video involving a Japanese singer and chickens.

 

[Amish Heart]

I just flattened a bunch of cardboard boxes because the tower of them were falling over in the garage. Need them for moving. Then, couldn't find old man cat for hours today. The thought crossed my mind that he could of climbed behind them and died. Glad he didn't. He came out from wherever this afternoon.
I have to hide boxes from mom. She has an itty bitty apartment, and holds onto boxes like gold. There's no room for them. Even flattened.

 

[VoorTrekker]

The above posts remind me of:

Miscellaneous Items Locator and Acquirer Technician

Miscellaneous Items Repurposer and Strategic Long Term Storage Coordinator and Specialist

You probably know them as Scroungers and Pack Rats. (...sigh...)

 

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