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Bartender! I'll have a pitcher of what they're having.


Sometimes I'm embarrassed to tell people where I'm from. This morning was a perfect example. I stopped to get a sausage biscuit at the drive through.

Other drivers were practicing "social distancing" in line. They had traffic backed up to the 4-lane. o_O
 
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