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MINAS TIRITH—Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.

The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.

"Everything is very calm, very peaceful here," said a reporter from Gondor News Network. "It's very tranquil." Just then, an Oliphaunt charged right at him and flattened him into lembas bread.

Gondor's government was criticized for "police brutality" when, after a long period of inaction, Rohan's armies finally charged in to break things up.


The folks at the Bee...
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https://babylonbee.com/news/orcs-march-on-minas-tirith-in-mostly-peaceful-protest
 

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