Jokes and Humor

[Amish Heart]

Yes, they do.

 

[Cnsper]

Yes, they do.

I guess we are thinking different things when it comes to the term silencer... lol

357, 45, 44 mag, now those will silence the troublemaker.

Sorry for you 9mm fans, in the words of G. Gordon Liddy, "If a 9mm was any good the Pope would be dead right now."

They tried to convert me to metric in Jr high but it did not work.

 

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[CrackbottomLouis]

 

[Sentry18]

This is what it is like for me going shopping with the Mrs.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[The Lazy L]

Nope. I am not willing to concede U.S. Territory to any invaders!

 

[phideaux]

Nope. I am not willing to concede U.S. Territory to any invaders!

It's already gone...

Don't wanta give my tax money any longer.



Jim

 

[Caribou]

Civilization in 2018- this is priceless!


WELCOME to 2018

� Our Phones - Wireless

� Cooking - Fireless

� Cars - Keyless

� Food - Fatless

� Tires -Tubeless

� Dress - Sleeveless

� Youth - Jobless

� Leaders - Shameless

� Relationships - Meaningless

� Attitudes - Careless

� Babies - Fatherless

� Feelings - Heartless

� Education - Valueless

� Children – Mannerless


We are - SPEECHLESS,

Government - is CLUELESS,

And our Politicians - are WORTHLESS!


I'm scared - Shitless!

 

[Sentry18]

It's already gone...

Don't wanta give my tax money any longer.



Jim

Or have their elected officials in Congress, Senate, etc.

 

[Resto]

People think I have a "Thing" for Oriental Women. Not True. I have a "Thing" for Oriental Women that can Shoot. "Me So....

Vera Koo is Amused by this.

 

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[Weedygarden]

People think I have a "Thing" for Oriental Women.

I thought this. A friend of my daughter's calls it yellow fever.

 

[Country Living]

Please forgive the quiet correction... Asian.... not Oriental. Asian is a race. Oriental is a rug.

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha Ha. I have this conversation with my kids all the time. For some reason, when then all finished at the university, the word oriental changed to asian. They told me the word oriental was racist. I asked my husband, my mom, my mil, what was the word that described someone that lived in those areas, and they all said oriental. I showed our children a package of ramen noodles and they say Oriental Ramen Noodles.
I think a University education changed the word and meaning on our young people.
So retarded.
That's another one I am not allowed to say anymore.
retarded.

 

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[Weedygarden]

Please forgive the quiet correction... Asian.... not Oriental. Asian is a race. Oriental is a rug.

Yes, being PC. When I first started working for Denver Public Schools, we were schooled in all the PC terms we were told we needed to use, so as not to get ourselves into trouble with people who like to correct anyone who is not PC.

 

[The Innkeeper]

The Orient is a huge area running from about Iran and Turkey eastwards and has many cultures and ethnicity. I don’t use the word race because there are many ethnic groups but only one race ... human. Asian can also be misconstrued because there are numerous Asian ethnicities, probably numbering in the hundreds. It gets very confusing because even if you narrow it down to country of origin, say China, there are more than 50 people groups in China alone.

 

[Caribou]

Please forgive the quiet correction... Asian.... not Oriental. Asian is a race. Oriental is a rug.

Actually oriental is something from East Asia, like your rug, or a person of EAST Asian decent. Occidental is a person of European or American decent.

 

[Sentry18]

If you love Dr. Pepper, you will get this.

 

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[The Innkeeper]

Actually oriental is something from East Asia, like your rug, or a person of EAST Asian decent. Occidental is a person of European or American decent.

@caribou
now it is, but historically Asia began at the Middle East

 

[Weedygarden]

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I predict that commas are going to become almost obsolete, except when someone decides that they need to put three,,, in a row, when only one is needed. I actually think that many writing conventions are becoming lost. We can thank Common crap, the dumbing down of Americans.

 

[Resto]

 

[Resto]

I thought this. A friend of my daughter's calls it yellow fever.

"Yellow Fever". That's Funny.

 

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