Jokes and Humor

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[BBQJoe]

This is why you rope cattle, and never try to brand them while in a barn.

 

[SheepDog]

Gonna lose some milk production if that is a cow...
If not you waited too long to castrate.

 

[Terri9630]

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You should have paid your parking tickets....

 

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OK, a special kind of stupid.

 

[Sentry18]

 

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[CrackbottomLouis]

Alright, this just cracked me up......

 

[CrackbottomLouis]

Couldn't decide whether to put this here or the music thread but it cracked me up so.......

 

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[Dutchboy]

MALE LOGIC...FLAWLESS (Love it!!!)

WOMAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

MAN: YES

WOMAN: HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?

MAN: USUALLY ABOUT THREE

WOMAN: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?

MAN: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)

WOMAN: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

MAN: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE

WOMAN: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY $5400 CORRECT?

MAN: CORRECT

WOMAN: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?

MAN: CORRECT

WOMAN: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?

MAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

WOMAN: NO..

MAN: WHERE IS YOUR AIRPLANE?

 

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[Resto]

Posted on m

y FB Page, by the IDF.

 

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[Sentry18]

The Chinese are on to something here!

 

[TMT Tactical]

The Chinese are on to something here!

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Now that is one great marketing idea. Somebody is going to make a fortune, if the hourly rate is not too high.

 

[backlash]

I walked into a mall in Connecticut and the first thing I saw was a bar.
I thought why doesn't every mall have a bar.
Then I saw a food court and I thought the same thing.
I guess food courts are common but not bars for some reason.
Haven't been in a mall in years.

 

[Sentry18]

The last time I was in a "mall" was approx. 2010. With any luck that was my last mall experience. We even have a mall with a gun shop in it, only gun shop in town I won't go to.

 

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[BBQJoe]

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[Weedygarden]

 

[Amish Heart]

Oh, No, Weedy. Not that picture again!!

 

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