Jokes and Humor

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

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[backlash]

I have seen that picture before.
The cash belonged to a Mexican drug lord.
Now I imagine it belongs to a corrupt Mexican politician and or cop.

 

[zoomzoom]

HE SHOULD HAVE SAID CHEVY!!

 

[Sentry18]

 

[backlash]

Sort of like this?

 

[Sentry18]

 

[The Lazy L]

Sort of like this?

I don't get it?

 

[Sentry18]

I don't get it?

The college Senior is on the left wearing comfy clothes and not giving a rats ***, while the college Freshman is all dolled up in her skimpy skirt trying to impress her peers.

 

[Sentry18]

 

[The Lazy L]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx

 

[threetango]

 

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[TMT Tactical]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx

I remember that that episode and the quote.

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[TMT Tactical]

I would guess the gate and fence is some type of legal requirement to maintain their property rights. Now they can claim they have a locked gated property.

 

[joel]

Or maybe they are less smart!

 

[snappy1]

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Brings me to mind of Blazing Saddles when the bad guys all paid the toll going through the checkpoint! I love that movie!

 

[The Innkeeper]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[DrPrepper]

Brings me to mind of Blazing Saddles when the bad guys all paid the toll going through the checkpoint! I love that movie!

One of my favorites,too!

 

[Sentry18]

 

[The Lazy L]

The college Senior is on the left wearing comfy clothes and not giving a rats ***, while the college Freshman is all dolled up in her skimpy skirt trying to impress her peers.

Got it. Senior came for the free beer, Freshman for other reasons.

 

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[squirrelhunter]

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Ammo,what ammo.......oh THAT ammo. :wink:

 

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