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Neb said:
Please explain. I must have missed that episode.

Ben
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Aunt Bee is a wonderful cook but she just can't seem to make a tasty pickle. She's at it again, though, putting up another batch for the boys, who have never had the heart to tell her they taste terrible. Rather than choke down any more of her "kerosene cucumbers," Andy, Barney, and Opie substitute good store-bought pickles for her bad homemade ones. Having lost to Clara Johnson in the best pickles contest at the fair eleven years in a row, Bee thinks her latest batch is a winner and decides to enter. Knowing it would be unfair to the other contestants, especially Clara, for store-bought pickles to be entered, the boys must eat every one of the substitutes so Aunt Bee will have to make another batch of her own for the contest.
 
I have spent the past few weeks doing some research on curing the world of the effects of global warming.

1. Invent a product called "plastic". This substance will be utilized to bind up hydrocarbons for 1000's of years to come, hence reducing the effects of global warming.

2. Turn the "plastic" into containers. Fill billions of containers with water to minimize the effects of the rapidly rising seas.
 
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