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The last time I bought a suit the credit card company called to confirm that I made the purchase. They were amazed when I confirmed. I had to say yes three times before they believed me. True story.

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Caribou said:
The last time I bought a suit the credit card company called to confirm that I made the purchase. They were amazed when I confirmed. I had to say yes three times before they believed me. True story.

I bought my new suit after ten years & not a peep.

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Jim

True story- I have known a few people in prison from my days of teaching in the inner city. I once made a "Get out of Jail Free" card on yellow cardstock and sent it in a letter to one of them. Evidently it was received with great humor.