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dademoss said:
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They are not dumb because they misspelled Ratchet, but because they can not use their cell phone to get the correct spelling.
That dumb & lazy!

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About August 24th...

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joel said:
They are not dumb because they misspelled Ratchet, but because they can not use their cell phone to get the correct spelling.
That dumb & lazy!

Dude.....lots of that going around these days.

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Pickings have been slim. Since Jan. 20th even the meme makers seem depressed... Haven't seen a really good one in weeks. Guess cartoonists will have to do.