Jokes and Humor

[joel]

Some of the men should have followed the man around the car, crowding him, while stay out of swing range.
With men all around him he would tire of swing the knife & they could then take him down.
No heroes needed, just common sense.

 

[OBG 57]

 

[Support Gunner]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Birddog]

 

[msharley]

One Tequila!

Two Tequila!

Three Tequila!

FLOOR! LOL

 

[SHOOTER13]

If you hit the floor after 4...YOU'RE doing something wrong !!

Drinking the proper Tequila is a good start:

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[msharley]

Favorite summer cocktail........ (when I still drank)

Go to DQ, get a LARGE LIME SLUSH!

Pour 1/3 out.

Replace with Gin! (about 1/2 Fifth)

This cocktail comes with a warning.

As long as you are in the A/C.......everything is fine. Shoot Pool. Dance with the Girls....etc...

When you open the door, and step out into the heat.............

You will see a BIG BLACK THING.....coming at your face ..........real QUICK LIKE!

Don't worry about a thing! Just "cover up"............Its gonna HIT YOU!

Its the PARKING LOT!! LOL

Later, Mark

 

[Amish Heart]

That screened in patio would make a good chicken run.

 

[Terri9630]

That screened in patio would make a good chicken run.

That was my first thought too!

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Justin76]

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Us old folks and a 6 year old boy,

My wife is teaching our son cursive, she says it's to teach him to be patient when he is writing and he needs to know how because no one else does anymore....

 

[threetango]

Here you go SH.
Now that's one tough tree rat.

 

[Support Gunner]

Here you go SH.
Now that's one tough tree rat.

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I dont know why people want to own those. You have no room to haul anything and more importantly, those are death traps.

 

[SHOOTER13]

Natural Selection SG...!!

It's how nature weeds out the weak links in the human gene pool....

The stupid ones don't survive.

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[Amish Heart]

The twins, too. I insisted they use cursive in their "home" schoolwork. Unfortunately they couldn't use it at school last year. The teachers don't grade the kids papers, other kids do. And other kids can't read cursive.

 

[Justin76]

The twins, too. I insisted they use cursive in their "home" schoolwork. Unfortunately they couldn't use it at school last year. The teachers don't grade the kids papers, other kids do. And other kids can't read cursive.

Thats sad...cursive is something that should be taught still, along with addressing an envelope and balancing checkbooks, writing thank you letters....


Why are kids grading each others homework?

 

[Country Living]

Some teachers think letting the kids grade each other's homework helps them learn. Personally, I think it's a failure in two ways: the less learned kids in the class can/will be teased and the teacher doesn't want to sit and grade for an hour. There is a third failure.... the kids are "cookie-cuttered" into answers and have to be minimally specific so other kids can grade their papers and this dampens curiosity and innovation. IMHO.

Young Country is a high school math teacher and she grades each and every homework assignment and test. She's not looking just for the answer.... she wants to know the students understand the logic behind getting the answer.

 

[threetango]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[SHOOTER13]

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[squirrelhunter]

Here you go SH.
Now that's one tough tree rat.

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It was probably the 1 in my avatar :lol:

 

[msharley]

 

[msharley]

 

[msharley]

 

[msharley]

 

[msharley]

 

[Support Gunner]

Issues with the mother in law? Lol

 

[Dutchs_tfa]

I'll just leave this here.....funny!
From The Weather Channel Android App: https://weather.com/science/video/rare-lynx-screaming-match-caught-on-tape?pl=pl-the-latest

Check this out. I thought it was funny