Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[rusty]

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born."
The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?"
The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born."
The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?"
The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!"
The momma cow says, "Quiet, Cinderblock

 

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[VThillman]

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born."
The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?"
The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born."
The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?"
The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!"
The momma cow says, "Quiet, Cinderblock

Probably me, Rusty, but I ain't laughing.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[VThillman]

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Aw, C'mon, dademoss - do you have to?

 

[LadyLocust]

This was on the ODFW newsletter. I read it as "re-create" - so ummm while 6' apart???

We encourage everyone to recreate safely and responsibly. Please heed the COVID-19 guidance specific to your county of residence prior to heading out.

 

[dademoss]

Aw, C'mon, dademoss - do you have to?

No, but you don't have to read em either

 

[dademoss]

 

[Neb]

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Yeah that blows!

Ben

 

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[jazzy]

 

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[angie_nrs]

 

[Peanut]

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True story... once lived in very small town which surprisingly had 3 bars. In the cityhall basement were kept a big pan and some old converse sneakers. On St. Patrick's Day everyone would go bar hopping.

In keeping with the Irish theme someone would put on the sneakers, pour green paint in the pan. Then they'd step in the pan and then walk from bar to bar. There were green footprints from bar 1, to bar 2, to bar 3 and back to bar #1.

The funny part for me... These bars were within 4 blocks of each other, from bar #2 you could literally see bar #1 and bar #3. Yet every year the green foot prints would reappear, down the sidewalks and across the one street. Too funny.

The locals told me it was so no one would get lost... I can't imagine how drunk someone had to be to get lost in that tiny town!

 

[Neb]

True story... once lived in very small town which surprisingly had 3 bars. In the cityhall basement were kept a big pan and some old converse sneakers. On St. Patrick's Day everyone would go bar hopping.

In keeping with the Irish theme someone would put on the sneakers, pour green paint in the pan. Then they'd step in the pan and then walk from bar to bar. There were green footprints from bar 1, to bar 2, to bar 3 and back to bar #1.

The funny part for me... These bars were within 4 blocks of each other, from bar #2 you could literally see bar #1 and bar #3. Yet every year the green foot prints would reappear, down the sidewalks and across the one street. Too funny. View attachment 63460

The locals told me it was so no one would get lost... I can't imagine how drunk someone had to be to get lost in that tiny town!

I was a sailor set free in that situation

Ben

 

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