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A young redneck is swimming in a river. A city man walks up and asks him, “What are you doing in there?”
The redneck says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The city man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”
The redneck says, “I tried that, but I got too dizzy.”
The redneck says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The city man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”
The redneck says, “I tried that, but I got too dizzy.”
The city guy asks "What are you doing in there?" This redneck would answer "Swimming." (Well, I would have to answer "drowning" probably, dunno if I can swim nowadays.)
I saw that driving on I10.
The CEO of IKEA has just been elected the President of Sweden. He says that it will take about a week to assemble his cabinet.
We need a groaning smilie for some of these. 
WHOOPS
That took mad skills. No hill or tree to flip him. Not even a load in the bucket
That took mad skills. No hill or tree to flip him. Not even a load in the bucket
It looks like dirt/gravel spilled out of half the bucket.
It may be "american", but I can't make out how it works.
Hand someone your beer, holler "Hey y'all, watch this!", reach down there and grab the mouse, and the functionality may become evident.
Naw, I ain't grabbing no mouse.Hand someone your beer, holler "Hey y'all, watch this!", reach down there and grab the mouse, and the functionality may become evident.
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Hah. Alternative uses for this devise, which is a 'set-gun', are mentioned. I think most set-guns used a simpler triggering arrangement though.
When I lived in Colorado - in the 80s - I read a news article about a guy getting shot when he jimmied a warehouse door, by a set-gun. That was a shotgun though. The warehouse owner was arrested, because (surprise) Colorado doesn't approve of set-guns anymore.
