Jokes and Humor

[VThillman]

Eh.

 

[Grizzleyette___Adams]

 

[Supervisor42]

Abbot and Costello - Jonah and the Whale

i still love these guys

I really love that video because I live my life surrounded by chronic interrupters.
I can't get a single sente..."Did you hear what aunt Barbara said last week?"

I'll be in my room .

 

[LadyLocust]

I really love that video because I live my life surrounded by chronic interrupters.
I can't get a single sente..."Did you hear what aunt Brenda said last week?"

I'll be in my room .

My mom interrupts all the time and jokes "Shut up while I interrupt." Once would be funny but like you, it's easier to let it go. What is funny is later she'll say "You didn't finish telling about whatever." I respond "Because I shut up while you interrupted." I just roll with it. Getting grumpy only bothers me so I just figure if Ma is going I won't talk much. It's all good.

 

[Amish Heart]

Anyone can tell when I'm on the phone with my mom because I just say, "Uh huh" every once in a while. My cell phone rang this evening, and I told grandson to grab it and answer it. Poor kid. It was mom. His great grandma. He ended up just handing me the phone after five minutes because he hadn't said anything in that time except, "Hello." She was still talking.

 

[Weedygarden]

 

[Peanut]

Reminds me of a guy I knew in the navy... we were at a cookout... He was sitting in one of these, drunk. lucky for us he was drinking beer so he had to get out of the chair fairly often. We were all taking bets on when he'd fail to get up...

Hey, what are friends for?

 

[Weedygarden]

If I get interrupted, I will likely forget what I was saying.

 

[Pearl]

Anyone can tell when I'm on the phone with my mom because I just say, "Uh huh" every once in a while. My cell phone rang this evening, and I told grandson to grab it and answer it. Poor kid. It was mom. His great grandma. He ended up just handing me the phone after five minutes because he hadn't said anything in that time except, "Hello." She was still talking.

Be glad you have her! But I feel for you, have an older friend who can ramble on, can set the phone for a few minutes and come back without missing a beat

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[VThillman]

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Jim

Some utility poles can pick up the Music Of The Spheres. She's getting the vibrations through her forehead.

 

[Pearl]

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Jim

Looks like she's charging. Do you think AOC put that pole there?

 

[Neb]

Looks like she's charging. Do you think AOC put that pole there?

It is part of the infrastructure deal to install recharging stations everywhere to keep em moooooving.

Ta da dumb

Ben

 

[rusty]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[kd4ulw]

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Jim

Maybe she’s got a hangover from the previous night?

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Pearl]

It is part of the infrastructure deal to install recharging stations everywhere to keep em moooooving.

Ta da dumb

Ben

I think you are right

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Caribou]

 

[Caribou]

My SIL was recounting the story about when she, my two nieces, and my nephew, all of wading pool age, were watching a moose and her twins playing In their wading pool. One of the young moose urinated in the pool. All the kids looked up at Mom and indicated that they were done playing in that pool.

 

[Bluetick21]

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Does the goat have 6 legs??

 

[dademoss]

 

[joel]

Does the goat have 6 legs??

Bluetick21, cut back on your weed use, that is a kid behind the nanny.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Bluetick21]

Bluetick21, cut back on your weed use, that is a kid behind the nanny.

I see a 6 legged goat and you see a nanny and kid.... a kid with two legs and no head....
Haha I’m kidding you bud just poking fun

 

[Sparky_D]