Jokes and Humor

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Pearl]

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Like times ten'!

 

[Camalot]

I was at the bone cruncher yesterday and "Smile" was playing being sang by Nat King Cole. I told the receptionist I would give her a nickle if she could tell me who wrote the song playing. The other receptionist said she could because it was in front of her. I said well it's NKC singing but he didn't write it. Mary didn't know. I told her Charlie did. I think they both thought I was some sort of freak for knowing who NKC was and CC. Mary did at least know who CC was Does this mean I'm old?

Old? Not necessarily. But then again maybe? !!!! LOL! My eldest son just left. I was telling him how much I looked forward to killing the idiots so he (And he almost 40 years old) wouldn't have to get his hands dirty in WW III. It's going to happen!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[joel]

M y daughter is 31, my son is 27, I am 60 & my DW gave us Easter basket this year.

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[dademoss]

 

[Amish Heart]

I bet everyone loved those baskets, too, Joel, right?

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[phideaux]

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Jim

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

 

[rusty]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[winds-of-change]

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Is that something real??????

 

[joel]

Is that something real??????

No or my son would have one made by iPhone!

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

 

[dademoss]

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No.

 

[Neb]

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No but I did gigle a few times while listening to an associate at work tell the insurance company while reporting her accident.

My car was totaled when was hit head on by a boat in a tunnel.

Back story

One tube of the tunnel was being rehabed so it was single lane going both directions in the other tube. A truck towing a boat but lacking safety chains hit a pot hole and the boat trailer came loose.

Ben

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[rusty]