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King of the Road... Roger Miller...1965

My Father was an over the road truck driver ( long hauls )...and this was one of his favorite songs.

We use to sing it together when he took me on road trips when I was off from school in the summer... late 60's...early 70's.


Lyrics

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road.

Third boxcar, midnight train, destination, Bangor, Maine.
Old worn out clothes and shoes,
I don't pay no union dues,
I smoke old stogies I have found short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road.

I know every engineer on every train
All of their children, and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked, when no one's around

I sing, trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road.

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road.



...I miss him !!

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Yeah, it's that hot...

 

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I watched a documentary where they used a shark cage to film Polar Bears.
They quickly realized the cage was not designed to have a 2000 pound bear jumping up and down on it.
The film crew had to be rescued fast.

 

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Oooooo...!!

 

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That can be said about Illinois as well.