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I sooo want one of these.
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I sooo want one of these.
That's ridiculous, black coffee and over easy. The slide goes next to the plate, according to Emile Post, the proper table setting is imperative.
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Indeed, a lefty would have slide in on the other side of the plate
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Gotta read the instructions....
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True story – when I was little grandpa had a jeep. One day he took me fishing. We stopped to pickup a very old man who was going with us.
We pull into the mans yard and wait. Inside the house I could hear the most terrible fight between the old man and his wife. Continuous yelling going on, mostly by the old woman.
After several minutes I asked grandpa, “why is that lady being so mean to the old man”. He just looked at me but didn’t say anything (grandpa had a way of letting me figure things out myself).
The old man finally came out. I hopped into the back of the jeep and just like I’d been taught I stuck out my hand and said “Hi! My name’s Peanut!”
The old man looked at me, cupped his hand around his ear and yelled “WHAT?”
I looked at grandpa, he was grinning at me… guess I figured out why the old woman was yelling. I even remember the old guys name, “Cow Hocutt”.
We pull into the mans yard and wait. Inside the house I could hear the most terrible fight between the old man and his wife. Continuous yelling going on, mostly by the old woman.
After several minutes I asked grandpa, “why is that lady being so mean to the old man”. He just looked at me but didn’t say anything (grandpa had a way of letting me figure things out myself).
The old man finally came out. I hopped into the back of the jeep and just like I’d been taught I stuck out my hand and said “Hi! My name’s Peanut!”
The old man looked at me, cupped his hand around his ear and yelled “WHAT?”
I looked at grandpa, he was grinning at me… guess I figured out why the old woman was yelling. I even remember the old guys name, “Cow Hocutt”.
That sounds like my house. All 3 of us are hard of hearing so the most common word said is WHAT.
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And for our friends in LA who are still without Entergy power...
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Sorry in advance for this big dump. Been offline for a couple days, lol (sorry if any are duplicates too...)
