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Jim
 
Peanut said:
Tell me about it... yesterday afternoon during all the rain I slept about 3 hrs in my recliner.

Sometimes it's best not to ask! A lucid explanation would ruin the moment.

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Going through the roof requires some speed, but backing it up the ladder showed exceptional skill.
 
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