Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

Now this is a cotton picker! I don't see them this large around here in hill country. These are flat land pickers.

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

ever feel like this?

 

[Morgan101]

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

The father offered his son the following deal.

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I ’m disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.”

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

Got to love the Dad’s reply:

“Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”

 

[VThillman]

There is pretty good evidence that Jesus rode upon an ass at least once.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Patchouli]

@Peanut huh uh! Plus they are critically endangered but that's not why! A nocturnal parrot that lives in New Zealand. There's a joke in here somewhere. What an unusual bird.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo

 

[dademoss]

 

[VThillman]

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Songbird seeds, about 1/2 inch deep.

 

[dademoss]

 

[VThillman]

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Oh, jeez.

 

[jazzy]

 

[kd4ulw]

Saw this in a local ad and made me chuckle.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[dademoss]

Coming soon to a grocery near you:

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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[Pearl]

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OMG, guess as long as you are doing your best?????

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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