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Bodies go in the drainage ditch, nobody looks there. Once the chickens are done, there ain't much left. Don't ask, Don't tell.
Now see, if you had alligators like we do, you wouldn't need to pollute those drainage ditches.
Bodies go into the swamp, and gators make them disappear completely, bones and all, just like that!!!
We call it: "Feed'n the gators"
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Metal drum + lime & water mixed to pancake batter consistency & store in deep hole for 72 hours at least & your problem is dissolved.
Well, according to a person of interest.
Dig a deep hole and put the body in. Put dirt on top about 2 foot deep then put a dead animal, like a cow or dog, and fill with dirt.
Nobody will dig past the animal.
Nobody will dig past the animal.
Feed the wild hogs!
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I'm not dark. I throw the bodies in the dumpster. The chicken bodies, that is.
You folks ever notice the signs that read "Bio-Hazard" near large chicken farms? The feds require an incinerator on premises to burn chickens that die each day. There is nothing left but ash... Just in case anyone is interested. lol.
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Worried about the kids eating too much candy on Halloween?
State fair of Texas going on, have to deep fry the brussel sprouts?
A three legged dog limped into a saloon. The bartender asked "How can I help you?" The dog replied "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
They are not complying
Buy it for $2000, spend $100,000 and 2 years restoring it and sell it for $50,000.
