I wonder if Mentos/Coke could be used to propel a rifle slug?
Anyway....
A Rabbi, an LGBTQ, an American Indian and a black man walk into a bar together,
the bartender looks up and says:
Is this a joke?
What do you call five hundred politicians in a mile deep coal mine?
(1) A good start.
(2) A sewage tank.
What do you call a greyhound bus full of ANTIFA plummeting into the Grand canyon with an empty seat?
A shame.
How many libtards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw everything else up however.
Pity this is a family oriented forum, I know way more not so clean ones.
Let's push it a tiny bit.
A man from some undeveloped country I won't name immigrates and starts his way up the ladder, he gets a job as
a janitor, as he is cleaning up, he has to go to the bathroom and asks his partner where to go as he is unfamiliar with American bathrooms.
His buddy says, "In that room with a picture of a man on it, you sit down, do your business, and pull the lever." the guy goes in an after a moment
his partner hears a god awful shriek come from the bathroom! He bursts in and there stands the immigrant clutching his groin, weeping like a baby!
"What happened?!" Asked the first janitor. The immigrant pointed to the mop bucket and wept:
You forgot to tell me to stand up before pulling the handle!"
