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You'll probably get used to it.
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I got a necklace like that! Hmmm. it needs AK shells.
..Might be advisable to Not use this one if yer out of work from the 'vax mandates'...
..OTOH... The 'Look' on that face is Priceless..
jd
..OTOH... The 'Look' on that face is Priceless.. jd
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
Slow down a bit before you drive over it
Jim
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It’s worked for two of mine so far! Haha
Nah, just blow through it all. That's why you have skid plates, right?
