Jokes and Humor

[jazzy]

Is it a dating app?

just for us girls, lol

 

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[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

@hashbrown do you have one of these? (don't know who else has a bike)

 

[Peanut]

I've seen restrooms on 3 continents and thought I'd seen everything... but not anything like bike handles.

(I've seen a few that left me with unanswered questions )

 

[jazzy]

 

[Bacpacker]

@hashbrown do you have one of these? (don't know who else has a bike)
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Gotta be in a bar. Need the handle bars to stay upright. Lol

 

[Haertig]

Gotta be in a bar. Need the handle bars to stay upright. Lol

I'm thinking in a bar restroom, those handle bars over a urinal would be about the last thing on my list to touch.

 

[Pearl]

If a guy has two hands on the handlebars, how is he holding................

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

I almost pooped myself in Dubai airport. Somewhere between the airplane and the restroom the airline food really got to me. It took about 6 or 7 stalls before I recognized the hardware. All the others were a hole in the floor.

 

[dademoss]

 

[masterspark]

If a guy has two hands on the handlebars, how is he holding................

Some men are gifted.....not me.

 

[jazzy]

this is soooooo true. also, im so glad God has a sense of humor.

 

[Pearl]

this is soooooo true. also, im so glad God has a sense of humor.



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God must have read our "dumb things I did as a kid" thread

 

[viking]

this is soooooo true. also, im so glad God has a sense of humor.



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How'd you know the story of my life?

 

[joel]

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My son calls that a DAD JOKE!

 

[dademoss]

 

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[dademoss]

My son calls that a DAD JOKE!

I have worse, Ask @VThillman

 

[Haertig]

If a guy has two hands on the handlebars, how is he holding................

They're prehensile. It's kind of a well kept secret among males.

 

[Neb]

They're prehensile. It's kind of a well kept secret among males.

Wait what?!

Why didn't my father tell me about that ?

To think off all the time I spent learning how to solder with one hand when that was an option.



Ben

 

[Pearl]

They're prehensile. It's kind of a well kept secret among males.

Are you talking hands or ..........?

 

[Pearl]

Wait what?!

Why didn't my father tell me about that ?

To think off all the time I spent learning how to solder with one hand when that was an option.



Ben

You can solder while peeing, WOW!!

 

[Neb]

Are you talking hands or ..........?

Probably pushing the rules so I will not share a link but...

Go to Youtube and search for

Penisaurus Flesh Gordon

To learn more.

Ben

 

[Neb]

You can solder while peeing, WOW!!

That is a no brainer. The tricky part is holding the soldering and using the same hand to feed the solder. It is like learning to eat with chop sticks.

Ben