Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

They were so stinkin cute.

 

[Peanut]

To add insult to injury, that picture was taken by the local TV station.

Even the meme can be dangerous. For an hour after I saw it my head was clogged with bad puns and jokes. Gave me a headache there were so many!

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

He got the jab

 

[jazzy]

 

[backlash]

It be worth a bottle of good scotch just to hear this story first hand, as long as he didn't need help with his bandages.

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As bad as that is just remember it could have been worse. Two tines missed.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Caribou]

To add insult to injury, that picture was taken by the local TV station.

Okay, maybe not, but the idea is funny.

 

[Peanut]

Kroger sale crushed red pepper as a spice.
Red pepper is a fruit of the vine & a vegetable in the kitchen, but dried & crushed it is a spice.
Coriander seeds are a spice, but the leaves are a herb called Cilantro or Chinese Parsley.
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Just realized... Thats saffron and turmeric on the cover. Not sure about the other one. Guess I watched that episode of Good Eats too many times.

 

[Peanut]

As bad as that is just remember it could have been worse. Two tines missed.

He should write a country song "Got Two Tines in My Behind! NOO these bad puns are killing me!

 

[joel]

Chili, Paprika or ground red pepper. I have had the book for a few years, but not the up dated III edition.
One thing is that spice & heat are not the same thing, hot peppers is a thing all it's own, not like ginger or horse radishes.

 

[Peanut]

A few of those redneck jokes were dead center, I laughed out loud... but didn't get the one on spices and drivers ed? Most rednecks learn to drive by the time we're 12, so there's a chance to take a do nothing class? rednecks line up for drivers ed. Me, they'd only let me take one extra math as an elective. The only two left were study hall and drivers ed, and drivers ed had air conditioning.

 

[phideaux]

I'm done....

Jim

 

[LadyLocust]

I'm done....
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Jim

 

[dademoss]

 

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[Peanut]

There are several Leon's in my family... of course jokes abound during the holidays. I think I've heard all of them.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

[LadyLocust]

Not sure where to put this, but I just saw a fella walking who had a ponytail in back and a comb-over in front
I was driving or would have tried to get a pix!

 

[jazzy]

 

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[Pearl]

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It's NOT a chevy, just saying!!

 

[Pearl]

Not sure where to put this, but I just saw a fella walking who had a ponytail in back and a comb-over in front
I was driving or would have tried to get a pix!

I saw a guy in Walmart with a man bun, but not much more hair! No pic, please use your imagination.