Jokes and Humor

[Haertig]

It's NOT a chevy, just saying!!

Yeah, you know that 90% of the Chevy's ever made are still on the road? The rest made it to their destination!

 

[Pearl]

Yeah, you know that 90% of the Chevy's ever made are still on the road? The rest made it to their destination!

My 1999 has 436,000 miles on it, knock on wood, daily prayers it makes it on mile more??

 

[Haertig]

"Air control to eagle, air control to eagle ... You're coming in too low. I say again, you're coming in too low. Pull up, pull up!"

 

[Bacpacker]

Wonder how often that happens?

 

[Neb]

"Air control to eagle, air control to eagle ... You're coming in too low. I say again, you're coming in too low. Pull up, pull up!"

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[joel]

It's NOT a chevy, just saying!!

Chevy not a Nissan Frontier, just saying.

 

[joel]

I saw a guy in Walmart with a man bun, but not much more hair! No pic, please use your imagination.

My son has a full head of hair & a full bear like Grizzly Adams, but when he is working he wears a "man bun".
So I send him all the man bun memes I find, thanks to this site mostly.

 

[Caribou]

My son has a full head of hair & a full bear like Grizzly Adams, but when he is working he wears a "man bun".
So I send him all the man bun memes I find, thanks to this site mostly.

Grizzleyette_Adams has a beard?

 

[joel]

Grizzleyette_Adams has a beard?

Maybe, I have only seen her head from behind!?!!

 

[Magus]

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Where's the "dropped acid" emoji?

 

[Magus]

Meh. I'll use this one.

 

[Pearl]

Meh. I'll use this one.

That works!!

 

[phideaux]

TRUTH !!!

Jim

 

[backlash]

What's mine is her and what's hers is hers.

 

[Caribou]

Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke ? Go ahead and try it...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going ? (taxes)

What disease did cured ham actually have ?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when most babies wake up every two hours ?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no resonable human being would eat ?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat ?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in most dog's faces,they gets mad at you, but when you take them for a
car ride, they stick their heads out the window ?

How did the man who made the first clock know what time it was ?

 

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[Peanut]

Wonder how often that happens?

Sort of funny, few years ago I came up on deer sign by a creek. It was bizarre, none of the tracks made sense... Until I realized a deer had taken a small jump across the creek then busted it's butt. The deer fell down in mud on the other side. It probably happens far more often than we think but no one's there to see it.

 

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[Pearl]

TRUTH !!!

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Jim

I see he's holding his wife's beer!

 

[Caribou]

 

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