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Sadly enough I can relate and have said/done most what ol bubba was saying in this video haha
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Sadly enough I can relate and have said/done most what ol bubba was saying in this video haha
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Jim
Jim
Mom caught my brother soaking a Holly Carb in her favorite pressure cooker on the kitchen stove.
To say she was mad would be a massive understatement.
In his defense he did get it clean and rebuilt.
To say she was mad would be a massive understatement.
In his defense he did get it clean and rebuilt.
Jim
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
FOR SALE: 2 SEASON FOOTBALL TICKETS
My wife doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us and will not attend any more games.
I have attached a picture with the view from the seats at the end of the info . . . .
Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.
Current Bid: $7,200 EACH for the entire 2022 Season. NO HURRY!
OK, I would go to a football game but I would not watch a bunch of whiny over paid unamerican thugs play a game.
Thanks Jazzy, I'll remember that for the next time.
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I work hard to work my a$$ off, then there are the Kim Kardashians who have their's enlarged!That's truly being assinine to me
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(Can't find the emoji comic) This post is worthless without photos...
Don't worry, one day your voice will change, you'll start to grow a beard, and then you'll understand.
Jim
Jim
NO, really?? I have a VERY physical job, I DO NOT want a giant butt! You can Google Kim's butt if you need a picture!!
