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Don't worry, one day your voice will change, you'll start to grow a beard, and then you'll understand.
My voice changed long ago, I have a full beard, and there is still no way the kardashions trunks should be considered a good thing. Now, I do not think skinny twigs model types are super special either, many types have their own attractive feature, but I think the trunks in those K-cars are unimpressive.
 
My voice changed long ago, I have a full beard, and there is still no way the kardashions trunks should be considered a good thing. Now, I do not think skinny twigs model types are super special either, many types have their own attractive feature, but I think the trunks in those K-cars are unimpressive.
Forgive me females of this forum, but.... Girls are like trucks, you are a Chevy guy or you like big gals!! Again, I apologize, gotta say it though!!
 
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You may remember Gonzales Gonzales from John Wayne movies. He provided comedy in Rio Bravo, Hellfighters, and several other Wayne movies. This video shows where he got his start.
He innocently appeared as a contestant on 'You Bet Your Life' with Groucho Marx. As the questioning continued, it got funnier & funnier. Groucho took advantage of the situation based upon audience laughter. John Wayne happened to be watching the show and contacted him after the event. John Wayne insisted he play himself in the movies. Gonzales became a popular character in JW movies.
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Dream sequence, I'm still on the market under scratch and dent.

One evening after I cooked dinner and my soulmate picked the evening videos (Rambo first blood/Riddick/Old lions) we're
laying in bed when we hear glass breaking..
Her: Hon...
Me: I heard it!
Her: Take the SPAS-12 and flank the B***ard!,
I'm going frontal with the AK-47 and flash bangs! Should we skin this one or just put his head on the pike next to the last one?
Me: I'm thinking pinata... ready in 3...2...
 
Yep, we changed the rules a little and didn't use the plastic rings. The way we played lawn darts was a lot like chicken with knives.
Start with your legs spread as wide as you could get em and move them in each time the knife stuck in the ground. Do that with darts at 30 feet...
Dad was not happy when my brother had to get a new pair of shoes and go to the doctors for a tetanus shot. We didn't get to play darts after that...
 
OUR test of manhood:
Roll down a half mile hill in a D-9 tire after a fifth of tequila or "hunch punch" god only knows what was in it.
I puked after every ten feet. I stood up, puked, and was hailed as a hero because I could sort of still walk.

catch me drunk,I'll tell the great story of the apocalypse party! True brotherhood regardless of race or social disposition!
 
You obviously won.
I was about 8 years old, a friend and I were trying to toss the darts into the rain gutter on her parents house!🤔😯 After a broken window and my friend getting hit in the head with a dart (no blood), her parents didn't let us play with the lawn darts at her house anymore!!☹️ Oops!
 

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