Jokes and Humor

backlash · Aug 23, 2018

tiffanysgallery said:
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My brother and I did that when we were really small.
Only difference was we used cans of water from a big mud hole.
Dad saw what we did when he went out to go to work at 6AM.

JAC · Aug 23, 2018

My favorite Donald Trump video:

JAC · Aug 23, 2018

backlash said:
My brother and I did that when we were really small.
Only difference was we used cans of water from a big mud hole.
Dad saw what we did when he went out to go to work at 6AM.

I had a friend who slept in on fathers day and when he woke up the kids were all working hard washing his brand new Chevy truck...with kitchen scratch pads to get the bugs off.

threetango · Aug 24, 2018

threetango · Aug 26, 2018

Terri9630 · Aug 26, 2018

snappy1 said:
https://www.facebook.com/240501555969974/photos/a.578983042121822/1944572122229567/?type=3

Don't know how to make the link show but I love it!

This one?

snappy1 · Aug 26, 2018

Terri9630 said:
This one?

Yes, I still can't read it without cracking up! LOLOL
Thank you!!!

joel · Aug 26, 2018

I did once for my girl friend!
I think that when she decided to have my children.
She did wait till we were marred.

threetango · Aug 27, 2018

Cascadian · Aug 27, 2018

Wait, what?

Patchouli · Aug 27, 2018

thanks, I need more laughter and distractions

The Lazy L · Aug 28, 2018

backlash · Aug 28, 2018

tiffanysgallery said:
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I do that to my wife occasionally.
She says I'm just getting to 2nd base.
She might be right.
We were sitting at the dinner table at the time.

Caribou · Aug 28, 2018

Apparently no English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, and attended by supposedly the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin,a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation. The final question was:

How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED Here is his astute answer. When you marry theright woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED, and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! He won a trip to travel the world, and a case of 25 year old rum.