Jokes and Humor

[Magus]

And still uugly as sin

Nah, sin runs from that mug!
She is so ugly, demons and mutants use her for "your mama" fights!

 

[hashbrown]

I had cousins from Detriot/Chicago who came down for the summers. Where they endured every joke and dirty trick that city kids could fall for on a farm... I still feel a little bad about some of the pranks I pulled.

I don't know how many cousins I tricked into eating a green persimmon!

 

[Peanut]

@hashbrown I told one cousin that grandma loved these little white flowers so he picked some... Cnidoscolus stimulosus, bull nettle, I felt bad after that one... itches worse than poison ivy and burns worse than fire ants, at the same time.

Edit to add... recommend no one touches this plant if you see it... if you do you'll regret it. I won't touch this plant with bare skin, ever.

 

[Peanut]

please Delete, duplicate

 

[Magus]

I don't know how many cousins I tricked into eating a green persimmon!

Whiz on that electric fence Billy, it tickles!

 

[Bacpacker]

Whiz on that electric fence Billy, it tickles!

Got a cuz to do that once. They heard him screaming out in the field with the tractor running. I felt kinda bad after that

 

[backlash]

My best one was I bet you can't grab one of those piglets and get over the fence before momma pig catches you. Of course he tried so I did too. Momma pig was faster than both of us so we didn't get away with the piglets.
We hadn't seen Grandpa watching. He would laugh every time he thought about it.

 

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[Magus]

That reminds me of a campfire we built once. the tree lasted longer than the trip did.

 

[Bacpacker]

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Now that looks like some of our backpacking trips. We'd find a standing dead tree, break it down and burn it the whole weekend.

 

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[dademoss]

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This is why we calibrate/validate EVERY measuring device.

 

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