Jokes and Humor

[Caribou]

What are you doing drinking coffee at this time of day?

Drinking coffee has a special time of day??? What planet are you from?

 

[LadyLocust]

She was a comedian. Still is.
When she 'blackmailed' ABC (pun) for parking her (sued them), she has a good case for racism.
That made me laugh.She's still a comedian.
I'm sure a 'fat' check will fix everything.
(I'm amazed how worn her cane is, given how wealthy she is too)

I couldn't believe it (shows how I follow the entertainment industry). I had to go look up pix - she's not looking so good (I know she's a kook)

 

[Peanut]

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I had cousins from Detriot/Chicago who came down for the summers. Where they endured every joke and dirty trick that city kids could fall for on a farm... I still feel a little bad about some of the pranks I pulled.

 

[Pearl]

I had coffee this afternoon

Drinking coffee has a special time of day??? What planet are you from?

I had coffee this afternoon! Knew I wanted to be up tonight during the ice storm!

 

[Supervisor42]

I couldn't believe it (shows how I follow the entertainment industry). I had to go look up pix - she's not looking so good (I know she's a kook)

I forgot my joke pics..
She didn't get there without doing a lot of work:

I would say that is a 'huge' problem, but I don't pick on stupid people.

 

[Camalot]

The Wilhem Defoe family...

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Lol if that weren't actually so disturbing, that would be absolutely some of the most visually impaired people I do believe I have ever seen! LOL! And the baby still looks like the milkman. Fortunately! LOL.

 

[Peanut]

Lol if that weren't actually so disturbing,

Disturbing is what made it funny! I know, got a weird sense of humor.

 

[Camalot]

Disturbing is what made it funny! I know, got a weird sense of humor.

LOL. The two younger ones on either end look demonic!

 

[dademoss]

What are you doing drinking coffee at this time of day?

You don't have coffee after supper?

 

[bkt]

You don't have coffee after supper?

Rarely, but it has been known to happen. Since the onset of The New Normal[tm] and working from home, my routine usually has me drinking coffee in the morning, but that's it. I'll have an adult beverage more frequently than coffee after dinner. If I get too much caffeine in my system, I have a heck of a hard time falling asleep at bed time.

 

[Acdoctor]

Great, now I have to clean my monitor . Sprayed coffee all over it.

I just about spit skoal all over mine .

 

[Acdoctor]

You don't have coffee after supper?

My wife can drink a cup and go strait to bed and be asleep before I can even get comfortable.
it just seems to affect us normal people. Lol

 

[dademoss]

My wife can drink a cup and go strait to bed and be asleep before I can even get comfortable.
it just seems to affect us normal people. Lol

Anyone that thinks I am "normal" is sadly mistaken . Too many Midwatches and night shifts.

 

[Pearl]

Anyone that thinks I am "normal" is sadly mistaken . Too many Midwatches and night shifts.

There's probably very few who think that,lol

 

[Acdoctor]

Anyone that thinks I am "normal" is sadly mistaken

Same here man , I never told anyone I was normal either, I’m just another piece in this chess game called life. More coffee anyone?

 

[Pearl]

Same here man , I never told anyone I was normal either, I’m just another piece in this chess game called life. More coffee anyone?

Yep, going to have another cup right now, have to go out to feed shortly. That will insure that I will have to pee after I get my winter clothes on!!

 

[Acdoctor]

Yup, you will have to pee after getting dressed and putting on your boots, I’m fixing to go feed the chickens , I was trying to wait a few minutes because its pouring rain here and has been most of the night. Oh well I guess I will just have to get my train wet anyway.

 

[Morgan101]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

In honor of the olympics on nbc...

 

[Caribou]

LANGUAGE ALERT
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and

Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality
time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.

Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single *******, queer, piece of ****, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick, blind bastard,
dipshit, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really
didn't have any fun."

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

 

[Morgan101]

LANGUAGE ALERT
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and

Grandpa was having a wonderful afternoon alone with his three year old granddaughter, They were having a tea party. Granddaughter would bring Grandpa a cup of tea, and he would drink it and rave about how delicious it was. She would then disappear and bring him another cup, and they would repeat the process.

Grandma comes home after an afternoon of shopping. She asks how everything went, and Grandpa tells her they have been having a wonderful time having a tea party, and how Granddaughter would bring him cups of tea. Grandma nods her head and thinks for a minute then says, "You realize she is three. The only water she can reach in this house is in the toilet."

 

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[Magus]

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Think of where to hide its body, he's one dead gator!