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phideaux

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Feb 17, 2022

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jazzy

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hes got my vote

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LadyLocust

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jazzy said:
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I was waiting for the second part to be. . . now I don't have to till the garden.

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INresponse

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Feb 18, 2022

#20,197

What do an Eagle and a Mole have in common?
~ They both live underground, except for the Eagle.

joel

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Feb 18, 2022

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INresponse said:
What do an Eagle and a Mole have in common?
~ They both live underground, except for the Eagle.

You are watching to mush CNN!

Neb

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Feb 18, 2022

#20,199

joel said:
You are watching to mush CNN!

Old joke

US and USSR had a horse race.

US press reports...

US horse wins!

Pravda reports...
USSR comes in second and US came in next to last.

Ben

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Feb 18, 2022

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angie_nrs

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dademoss

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Haertig

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Sparky_D said:
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If I ever open up a restaurant chain, I'm going to name the individual restaurants "I Don't Know", "What Do You Want?", and "I'm Good With Anything".

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Sparky_D

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Sparky_D

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Magus

The Shaman of suburbia.

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Feb 19, 2022

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angie_nrs said:
Interesting place for an event.
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Well back in the day, this was where a certain segment of society went for meet "N" greets...
Either that or its a high school and the class snobs are smoking in the boys room.