Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[dademoss]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Camalot]

View attachment 80689

I turned the car around and drove the twenty five miles back home with her crying like a bitch.

 

[Sparky_D]

I turned the car around and drove the twenty five miles back home with her crying like a bitch.

Screw that. After 10 minutes, it becomes MY choice, and I'm getting Steak...

 

[Camalot]

Screw that. After 10 minutes, it becomes MY choice, and I'm getting Steak...

Agreed, but I quite enjoyed watching her cry!

 

[jazzy]

ah yes, the alec baldwin treatment. lose control of ones emotions, blame the other insulting them until they feel the sting of wrath then make them cry all the way home.

bless yer heart

 

[joel]

Forgive the Bragging.
But rarely does my wife not know where she wants to go or what she wants to do.
San Jose is what she wants most, but we go to other places to.
She never eats steak, but she gets fish at steakhouse.

 

[Magus]

If it was me:
Liquor store for two bottles of sweet red.
China leaf Imperial take out. a box of EVERYTHING
Fire up the perfectly legal water pipe.
Pitch her the remote.

 

[Amish Heart]

When I'm asked, I give a couple of options. Husband can pick from those. If he's dead set on someplace, he lets me know days ahead.

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

this made me laugh---

 

[jazzy]

lol--i rarely use it but i know i GOT to have a bottle in the house.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

id definitely go with the ice cream and a raise in allowance

 

[jazzy]

i swear this is 100% true

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

man, i loved that thing

 

[backlash]

man, i loved that thing


View attachment 80820

Best with one kid laying under it pushing with his feet. You can really get the speed up. One note of caution. If you're the one under do NOT raise your head up. Stitches will be required if you do.
In Germany the have a similar thing and the girls will sit on it in a cluster and try to be the last one thrown off. Seems like drunk girls in dresses are the most popular.
It's called the devils wheel

 

[LadyLocust]

lol--i rarely use it but i know i GOT to have a bottle in the house.


View attachment 80813

I buy it by the case

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[dademoss]