I had a guy try something like that. I told him my dad was a mechanic, I had all his tools so I'd take care of it myself.
He looked like I just puked on the hood of a classic Mustang
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He looked like I just puked on the hood of a classic Mustang
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lol--shades of john pinette----i miss that guy
Been having those days lately!
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Bambi destroyed common sense !
Joe Biden goes to hell after ww3
A Demon greets him and said "Good job, we're full! So the boss says you get to choose your damnation! Follow me.
Joe follows the demon to a room full of gravel, its full of people standing on their heads.
"How about this? No fire, no disemboweling or nothing."
Joe looks around.. "Nah yoga isn't my thing. what else have you got?"
The next room is full of screaming demon babies. "Daycare?" Says the demon.
"Not into loud kids and these don't have hair to sniff." Says Joe.
The demon takes him to a room full of Iron maidens being struck by lightning!
"YIKES NO!" The demon sighs long and hard. OK, you'll like this! and he leads him to a room full of rancid sewage. "Your buddy Nancy is in here somewhere." Joe looks around, everyone is standing up to their knees in the foul glop, BUT they are all eating ice cream! Joe thinks OOH! Ice cream!"
"Come on man, this is me all over it!" The demon grins and shouts. "ALRIGHT SCUM, SATAN'S PET COBRA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS OVER, GET BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"
A Demon greets him and said "Good job, we're full! So the boss says you get to choose your damnation! Follow me.
Joe follows the demon to a room full of gravel, its full of people standing on their heads.
"How about this? No fire, no disemboweling or nothing."
Joe looks around.. "Nah yoga isn't my thing. what else have you got?"
The next room is full of screaming demon babies. "Daycare?" Says the demon.
"Not into loud kids and these don't have hair to sniff." Says Joe.
The demon takes him to a room full of Iron maidens being struck by lightning!
"YIKES NO!" The demon sighs long and hard. OK, you'll like this! and he leads him to a room full of rancid sewage. "Your buddy Nancy is in here somewhere." Joe looks around, everyone is standing up to their knees in the foul glop, BUT they are all eating ice cream! Joe thinks OOH! Ice cream!"
"Come on man, this is me all over it!" The demon grins and shouts. "ALRIGHT SCUM, SATAN'S PET COBRA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS OVER, GET BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"
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Extra points if after the third try you yelled " honey please tell me the key is on"!
I helped a guy push his car and the wife popped the clutch.
Like @Cascadian said, turn the key on first. I was laughing and he was cussing but it started right away after she turned the key on.
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