Jokes and Humor
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Okay, might just be a mom thing, but I thought this was pretty funny.
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Smart and necessary
Although technically, it's only the "Rockin' World", but still SCIENCE!
An unopened beer will float in the pool!! I'm a what?????
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One day two farmers are chatting and farmer 1 notices that farmer 2 has an odd pig.
Farmer 1: "Hey why does that pig over there only got three legs?"
Farmer 2: "Oh that pig, he's a hero. 'bout a month ago there was a fire at my house and that pig came in and pulled my whole family out of the house while we were sleeping."
Farmer 1: "Oh, so it lost the leg in the fire?"
Farmer 2: "No, a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
Farmer 1: "Hey why does that pig over there only got three legs?"
Farmer 2: "Oh that pig, he's a hero. 'bout a month ago there was a fire at my house and that pig came in and pulled my whole family out of the house while we were sleeping."
Farmer 1: "Oh, so it lost the leg in the fire?"
Farmer 2: "No, a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
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But wait...
There's more.
And finally,
Thieves broke into the police station last night and stole all of the lavatory fixtures.
Police were left with nothing to go on.
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