Jokes and Humor
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So, I have been trying to make friends outside of Facebook and thought I would try applying the same practices. Today I go outside my building and just start walking down the street. As I pass by people, I let them know what I had to eat, how I feel right now, what I did last night, what I will do later etc... I thought it would be interesting to hand out pictures of my family, my dog and me doing some of my favorite things. If they were talking, I would stop to listen to their conversation and then give them the good old "thumbs up" and let them know I like them.
So, it actually worked!!!! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
So, it actually worked!!!! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
My southern red neck cousin, Roseanna Sue, told her girl friends she and Steven Ray have been going together long enough that she DEMAMDED he walk her down the isle.....
He took her to the ammo section of the sporting goods store...
He took her to the ammo section of the sporting goods store...
You can have a PhD and still be an idiot. I work with some
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That's right. Some are educated in colleges and some are indoctrinated.
My Grandpa had an Oldsmobile that had 2 of those switches. One to dim the headlights and one to make the radio scan to the next station. It was I believe a 59.
A cowboy went into a rural Arizona saloon that still had a hitching post. He had a beer. He left and discovered someone had stolen his horse. He walked back in the saloon, fast drew his colt, twirled it around and shot a hole in the ceiling and said, “Whichever one of you coyotes that stole my horse, best return it.” Silence. “Ok, I am going to sit down have one more beer and if my horse isn’t returned, I will do what I did in Laredo, Texas and I HATE doing what I did in Laredo, but I will do what I must,” He said with one hand on his holstered Colt.
He finished his beer and went out and saw his horse hitched. As he mounted, the bartender came out and said. ”Hey cowboy, just curious, what happened in Laredo?” The cowboy shrugged and said, “I had to walk home.”
He finished his beer and went out and saw his horse hitched. As he mounted, the bartender came out and said. ”Hey cowboy, just curious, what happened in Laredo?” The cowboy shrugged and said, “I had to walk home.”
