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I know So0o0o0o0 many dirty jokes...NSFW
What's worse then ten dead ANTIFA crammed into a burning dumpster?
How can that be a bad thing?
A gang of ANTIFA are admiring their handiwork after a riot when from atop a building they see a man in a MAGA hat waving an American flag, he screams: "TRUMP IS STILL MY PRESIDENT! YOU WON'T BE BURNING THIS FLAG TONIGHT YOU COMMIE SCUM!" And with that, he hocks a loogie right on the head ANTIFA rioter's Che Guerra shirt and grabs his crotch doing the thrust at them! The head ANTIFA looks at the green lump of snot rolling down Che's face and says:
"Go get that Fascist Trump lover, We'll curb stomp him on Face book and feed him his damn flag!"
Two of the bigger ANTIFA run up the fire escape after him and disappear over the top of the building. About half an hour passes and the leader thinks "What's taking so long? did they kick his butt and stop for a bong hit to celebrate?" Just then, the MAGA hat wearing flag waver pitches two broken bongs and a skateboard off the building and calls out:
"Kiss my red, white and blue butt! Communism sucks! USA! USA! USA! USA! LETS GO BRANDON! USA! USA! USA! The leader has a hissy fit right there and orders the rest of his gang to get him down and make him pay while he rolls a joint. long minutes pass and finally a bloody and beaten up ANTIFA comes rolling down the fire escape to go splat on the street. He looks up and with his dying breath says:
"RUN BOSS, ITS A TRAP, HE HAS HIS WIFE AND DOG WITH HIM!"
DANG IT! Willie's is closed until Monday!
I know So0o0o0o0 many dirty jokes...NSFW
What's worse then ten dead ANTIFA crammed into a burning dumpster?
How can that be a bad thing?
A gang of ANTIFA are admiring their handiwork after a riot when from atop a building they see a man in a MAGA hat waving an American flag, he screams: "TRUMP IS STILL MY PRESIDENT! YOU WON'T BE BURNING THIS FLAG TONIGHT YOU COMMIE SCUM!" And with that, he hocks a loogie right on the head ANTIFA rioter's Che Guerra shirt and grabs his crotch doing the thrust at them! The head ANTIFA looks at the green lump of snot rolling down Che's face and says:
"Go get that Fascist Trump lover, We'll curb stomp him on Face book and feed him his damn flag!"
Two of the bigger ANTIFA run up the fire escape after him and disappear over the top of the building. About half an hour passes and the leader thinks "What's taking so long? did they kick his butt and stop for a bong hit to celebrate?" Just then, the MAGA hat wearing flag waver pitches two broken bongs and a skateboard off the building and calls out:
"Kiss my red, white and blue butt! Communism sucks! USA! USA! USA! USA! LETS GO BRANDON! USA! USA! USA! The leader has a hissy fit right there and orders the rest of his gang to get him down and make him pay while he rolls a joint. long minutes pass and finally a bloody and beaten up ANTIFA comes rolling down the fire escape to go splat on the street. He looks up and with his dying breath says:
"RUN BOSS, ITS A TRAP, HE HAS HIS WIFE AND DOG WITH HIM!"
Two Eskimos were paddling across a lake when they got cold.
They lit a small fire in the center of the kayak but it sank,
proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
They lit a small fire in the center of the kayak but it sank,
proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A baby seal waddles into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?"
The baby seal says "Anything, as long as it isn't a Canadian Club."
The baby seal says "Anything, as long as it isn't a Canadian Club."
