Jokes and Humor

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[Neb]

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MC Escher would be pleased.

Imagine the traffic on the landing as people change lanes.

Ben

 

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[Pearl]

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Full bin, no one bought any

 

[bkt]

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No, that's true stuff. Do you know how many of these and similar items have fled under my workbench or fallen through the garage drain? Countless.

You need to open that package in a tight-mesh cage and keep a firm grip on any one of those suckers you bring out 'til you put it back. It's the only way.

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

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Annnnnndddd. my brain melted.

 

[Woody]

 

[jazzy]

 

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[Bacpacker]

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Coyote under the rock???

 

[Supervisor42]

Coyote under the rock???

It's ok. He always walks away...

 

[Supervisor42]

My funny for today... DW got a roll-in tray for MIL to eat supper on the couch.
It even included a free Phillips screwdriver to assemble it!

Here is Chinese for Phillips screwdriver, next to a U.S. quarter coin:

Yes, that is real folks, no camera tricks.

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

My funny for today... DW got a roll-in tray for MIL to eat supper on the couch.
It even included a free Phillips screwdriver to assemble it!
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Here is Chinese for Phillips screwdriver, next to a U.S. quarter coin:
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Yes, that is real folks, no camera tricks.

They should have given you a quarter too!!

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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But they didn't!! Five employees stood around in the self check out area instead!!

 

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[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Caribou]

Don't ask

 

[dademoss]