Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Pearl]

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Should this be moved to the "famous quotes" thread?

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[The Lazy L]

Not sure I want to tailgate this guy...

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No problem. Storm troopers can not hit the broad side of a barn door.

 

[dademoss]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Pearl]

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[Magus]

 

[bkt]

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Not only is it cooler, it has far fewer duplicate letters.

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Magus]

Money can't buy love.
But you sure can rent it!

 

[dademoss]

 

[Magus]

Keep the turkey, just pile me up with dressing, cranberry sauce, mashed taters and yeast rolls. and a big piece of pumpkin-apple pie with extra vanilla ice cream! cover everything but the pie in gravy and I'll be off.

 

[INresponse]

Lol, I Thought this was a 'Babylon Bee' piece...
Ariana Grande's Brother Frankie Is Reportedly Recovering From Scary Assault h Noes, it's for Realies!

WinTActual "..The two teenagers allegedly hit Grande [who is 39 yrs Old, btw (!!)] in the back of his head before taking off with his Louis Vuitton bag.." Gawd, and people wonder why Some of us actually Think the US could Actually Lose in 'WWIII'.. and Quickly

jd

Imagine how troublesome an actual Vietnam era Drill Sargent would be for them if they ever got drafted for a real war? I bet that would make a great sequel to Full Metal Jacket. But instead of "Pile" maybe the characters name would be "Polly".

 

[Magus]

Private "puddin"

 

[INresponse]

I took this picture last night. Had to turn around after I saw it so I could get a picture.

 

[Woody]

How about a little clean humor from the Smothers Brothers? If you are unfamiliar, give it 6 minutes 30 seconds in at least, it is a good routine. Mason WIlliams does Classical Gas with the Boston Pops Orchestra at the end!

 

[dademoss]

 

[backlash]

Thank you
I just spent several minutes with a big grin on my face.
I haven't seen or heard the Smothers brothers in a long time.
Classic comedy like it should be done.