Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

 

[Weedygarden]

If women ran the world, they probably wouldn't do this.

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

Why'd you get a detention son?

 

[jazzy]

lol--yup.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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Some man dropped it while watching two 23 year old girls walk by!!

 

[joel]

Some man dropped it while watching two 23 year old girls walk by!!

Some Alien man dropped it while watching two 23 year old girls walk by!!

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[Lenny]

Some man dropped it while watching two 23 year old girls walk by!!

You know men! LOL

 

[Magpie]

 

[Pearl]

 

[Weedygarden]

Some man dropped it while watching two 23 year old girls walk by!!

You know it!

 

[Weedygarden]

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This would be a great stocking stuffer! I'm going to go out and look for some for our stockings! Gotta have some fun!

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

why does this building look like a guilty dog

 

[Peanut]

If women ran the world, they probably wouldn't do this.

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I once helped another engineer free a lady who got stuck while having a mammo. It looked painful!!

The lady was hysterically funny!!! When the tech tried to cover her with a sheet the lady said "To heck with that, just put it over my head".

That's what happened... she couldn't see us or us her, except where we needed to see as to not cause her any more discomfort. We got her out in about 30 seconds...

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

In case you get one for christmas!

 

[Weedygarden]

I once helped another engineer free a lady who got stuck while having a mammo. It looked painful!!

The lady was hysterically funny!!! When the tech tried to cover her with a sheet the lady said "To heck with that, just put it over my head".

That's what happened... she couldn't see us or us her, except where we needed to see as to not cause her any more discomfort. We got her out in about 30 seconds...

Getting a mammogram is painful, but there are alternative ways to see if you have breast cancer. Mammograms are approved by insurance, where as the other exams are only approved in a few instances.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Weedygarden]

In case you get one for christmas!

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One of my clients has a Roomba. It was set to start everyday at noon. One of their two dogs was feral and was rescued and then adopted by clients. Feral dogs are not as easy to train, and this one always takes much, much longer than the other dog to do her business when she goes out.

One day the Roomba goes off, and feral dog has done her business in the house, undetected. Roomba does a great job of smearing that business all over the house. Now the Roomba is started by people who do an inspection before they start it. So glad I wasn't house sitting when that happened!

 

[backlash]

I once helped another engineer free a lady who got stuck while having a mammo. It looked painful!!

The lady was hysterically funny!!! When the tech tried to cover her with a sheet the lady said "To heck with that, just put it over my head".

That's what happened... she couldn't see us or us her, except where we needed to see as to not cause her any more discomfort. We got her out in about 30 seconds...

Been there, done that.
Thankfully there was a mechanical release.

 

[Peanut]

Just in time for christmas...

 

[Peanut]

Just because you can do such a thing doesn't mean you should.

 

[joel]

 

[jazzy]