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aaannnd vice versa

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jazzy said:
aaannnd vice versa

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.....is a man who didn't pay attention when he was doing something wrong!!

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havasu said:
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We brought my sister-in-law up from Arizona to surprise my wife's mother and other sister (local to us) for our special trip to Leavenworth.
Sitting in a restaurant, she came back from a grabbing smoke outside and said it was cold.
Not missing a beat, I said "Yeah, but it's a DRY cold...". That was our running joke the whole weekend,