Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[bkt]

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I've done this several years on a smaller scale. Why use electricity to make stuff cold when the outdoors is a natural 'fridge?

 

[jazzy]

 

[Caribou]

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We used to do this in the summer. We'd dig down a foot or two into the tundra, till we hit permafrost, throw in our grub/beer, and the lay a chunk of plywood over the top.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Weedygarden]

A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room. "What are you doing?!" she asks. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in- law explains. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaims. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law answers. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can't get enough of me!" The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned. When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asks. "This is my love dress," she whispers sensually. "Needs ironing," he says. "What's for dinner?

 

[joel]

A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room. "What are you doing?!" she asks. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in- law explains. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaims. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law answers. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can't get enough of me!" The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned. When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asks. "This is my love dress," she whispers sensually. "Needs ironing," he says. "What's for dinner?

What for dinner, cold left overs!

 

[kd4ulw]

This was from an article about former Pope Benedict not doing well and the traditions that go along with the death of a pope, and how that it is different now that there is already a sitting pope.

I’m not familiar with Catholic rituals but just to be clear, I would like someone to call 911!

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[joel]

 

[bkt]

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In light of 2020, 2021 and 2022, why the hell would anyone open the door to 2023? This is sheer lunacy.

 

[Peanut]

Someone must like guitar music...

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Cascadian]

Hmm I was just thinking something a little darker, but yeah let's go with that.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Pearl]

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#2 is incorrect, the first word is "jazzy", yes "our" jazzy!!

 

[Weedygarden]

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This would be good for children, who when they vomit never seem to be able a trash can or any other receptacle!

 

[Pearl]

In light of 2020, 2021 and 2022, why the hell would anyone open the door to 2023? This is sheer lunacy.

I was thinking, "wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole"!!!

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[Weedygarden]

 

[Peanut]