Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

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[INresponse]

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

Someone here was driving down the road when a utility pole jumped out in front of them. Wonder if we should put up some "pole crossing" signs?

 

[rusty]

Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house?
Of course, the average house can't jump at all.

 

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[havasu]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[dademoss]

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I'm thankful mine was before video cameras

 

[Pearl]

I'm thankful mine was before video cameras

My Mom took A LOT of pictures, but everyone's head's were cut off so we weren't too embarrassed!

 

[Pearl]

And how much fun was it waiting 2-3 weeks to get your pictures back from wherever they went when you mailed them in???

 

[Lenny]

And how much fun was it waiting 2-3 weeks to get your pictures back from wherever they went when you mailed them in???

Yep. In Sioux City, Iowa the local drug store sent the film 100 miles away to Omaha, Nebraska.

And no cell phones. You weren't standing next to each other texting, you were actually having intelligent conversations.

 

[bkt]

My Mom took A LOT of pictures, but everyone's head's were cut off so we weren't too embarrassed!

What was up with that? It seemed to be the trend in the '70s/'80s - no one could frame a picture to save their lives. "Oh, but I wanted to get the pretty flowers in the shot" is not an excuse to cut Aunt Lulubelle's head off.

 

[bkt]

And no cell phones. You weren't standing next to each other texting, you were actually having intelligent conversations.

There were face to face conversations, true. Intelligent? Meh...if you were lucky.

 

[joel]

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Cascadian]

Back when we were kids getting punched in the face was an option. People were nicer and had to bully you in person.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Weedygarden]

A man and wife were taking a shower when the doorbell rang. The wife says, "I'll get it" and wraps a towel around her. She opens the door and sees that it's her next door neighbor. The neighbor notices that she's in her towel and says, "Damn you're so fine! I'll give you $500 right now if you open your towel and let me get a good look at that beautiful body of yours." She says, "$500? Right now?" He says, "Yeah right now." She looks around to make sure the husband is not out of the shower, agrees, opens her towel and lets him get a real good look. He gives her one long look and hands her the $500. She gets back in the shower and her husband asks who was at the door. She says that it was the next door neighbor. The husband replies, "Cool! Did he give you the $500 he owed me?"

 

[The Lazy L]

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No but they where watching out their window for the telephone man to deliver and install it.

 

[backlash]

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I remember renting those from ATT. They were $4 a month.
My MIL had one for years and years and didn't realize she was paying for it.
She probably spent over $500 for that phone.
I returned it to ATT and they didn't even want it back. They were surprised anyone still had one that old.