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A Golfer's Love Story
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you Yes, I've been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?' "
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the
mortgage. Do you remember that evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge." "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 53 more votes?”
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you Yes, I've been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?' "
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the
mortgage. Do you remember that evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge." "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 53 more votes?”
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Public service announcement
The sexual position know as 69
Will now be know as 96
Due to the increase in the cost of eating out
Thank you
The sexual position know as 69
Will now be know as 96
Due to the increase in the cost of eating out
Thank you
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She'll cook just to avoid the whining!!
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Other way around!
It doesn't matter, when Princess sees this he is in trouble, "Was I a frog then, or am I a frog now?" There is no good way out of this one.Other way around!
I don't know, but when she pulls a shirt off the rack in a store, and holds it up, all we hear is: "nee-deep, nee-deep?".Maybe we are all frogs?!Nah, that doesn't make sense!!
Am I right, guys?
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Maybe we are all frogs?!
if so, seems like theres a bunch that are perpetual tadpoles
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