Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

fact check true.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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Bless it's little heart!!

 

[Woody]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

A couple in bed after sex.

Her: "My, you've got to be the worst lover in the world!"

Him: "Oh really? And how, exactly, did you figure this out in 17 seconds?"

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Magus]

I dunno if I fast-tracked to hell or made points on this one:

 

[Cascadian]

Well it is certainly creative.

 

[Supervisor42]

Well it is certainly creative.

I'm just worried that someone is going to hand him a pitchfork for his journey ...

 

[Magus]

I'm just worried that someone is going to hand him a pitchfork for his journey ...

Got one. bat wings and fangs too. Wanna see my crazy birthmark that looks like three upside down nines? LOL

 

[Magus]

Hoo boy. it's time to retire Joe Blow! Look at this mess in Hawaii!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bi...w-what-its-like-lose-home-while-visiting-maui
And later on...

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/watch-hawaii-democrat-biden-drink-water-awkward-moment
I've seen that look before on a relative right before he left us. poor guy had no clue where he was or what was going on!

 

[The Lazy L]

Fluffy the world's oldest dog died at twenty-two years old. Fluffy's death was no surprise to his owners because I warned them what would happen if I found Fluffy pooping in my yard again.

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Haertig]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/rare-spotless-giraffe-born-tennessee-zoo-believed-only-one-world

You can help name the spotless baby giraffe by casting your vote on Bright Zoo's Facebook page

How could you name this cute little guy anything BUT "Spot"?

 

[dademoss]

 

[Haertig]

This is going to suck to have to wade through all these checkboxes on forms, when we used to only have to choose between "male" and "female".

https://www.foxnews.com/media/medic...inite-genders-kids-identify-tootsie-roll-pops

 

[Lenny]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/rare-spotless-giraffe-born-tennessee-zoo-believed-only-one-world
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How could you name this cute little guy anything BUT "Spot"?

Who's your daddy? LOL