Jokes and Humor

Peanut · Sep 15, 2023

Long ago I was stationed near Napa CA and about 20 winery's were just up the road. In those days wine tasting was free. On a 3 weekend payday everyone would be broke that last weekend including me. But I had a truck and gas station credit card. I'd load up my truck with buddies... 25 or 30 glasses of wine later...

and it was free!!!

I took a friend to the wine country in the mid 90's. Wine tasting was no longer free... $2 a glass, bummer!

Probably because of me and my buddies!

dademoss · Sep 15, 2023

Alaskajohn · Sep 15, 2023

If you’re lonely you could buy some stocks. Then you’d have some company.

dademoss · Sep 15, 2023

Alaskajohn said:
If you’re lonely you could buy some stocks. Then you’d have some company

This is one of the cases where a quote/reply would be useful information.

zoomzoom · Sep 16, 2023

zoomzoom · Sep 16, 2023

Neb · Sep 16, 2023

dademoss said:
This is one of the cases where a quote/reply would be useful information.

I didn't read it as directed at anyone in particular.

It is a pun.

Ben

dademoss · Sep 16, 2023

Neb said:
I didn't read it as directed at anyone in particular.

It is a pun.

Ben

oops .

Amish Heart · Sep 16, 2023

We love Dunham at our house. Little granddaughter quotes peanut all the time.

kd4ulw · Sep 16, 2023

dademoss · Sep 17, 2023

bkt · Sep 17, 2023

dademoss said:
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That looks like a cellular peptide cake to me. (Apologies if you're not a Trekkie.)

kd4ulw · Sep 17, 2023

bkt said:
That looks like a cellular peptide cake to me. (Apologies if you're not a Trekkie.)

With mint frosting!!

The Lazy L · Sep 17, 2023

Me: Finally had enough whiskers on my upper lip to grow a mustache. So I told the wife what I was thinking about doing.

Wife: No mustache.

Me. A few years have passed and I decided to go ahead and grow a mustache and I did.

Wife: I told you I didn’t like mustaches. Like kissing sandpapered. Shave it.

Me. I kept the mustache for a few more years before shaving it off.

Wife: Why did you shave it off? YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR SISTER NOW!!!

Me: I grew the mustache back. Now as we grow older I’m wondering when my sister mustache starts filling in should I shave mine off so I don’t look like her again?

dademoss · Sep 17, 2023

Amish Heart · Sep 17, 2023

Ha Dademoss....little granddaughter and I watch, "Is it Cake"...the most retarded show on besides, "Floor is Lava". They should do an alien challenge. Ha Ha.

Neb · Sep 17, 2023

Amish Heart said:
Ha Dademoss....little granddaughter and I watch, "Is it Cake"...the most retarded show on besides, "Floor is Lava". They should do an alien challenge. Ha Ha.

Hah!

My granddaughters used to play that game.

It always scared me.

Ben

Amish Heart · Sep 17, 2023

Little granddaughter is almost ready for bed, but gets a little tv time. Am watching, "Is it Cake" with her right now. It's dorm room stuff.
We used to play Floor is Lava, too, when I was a kid. And sidewalk jumping (step on a crack, break your mama's back)