Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Magus]

Ok, I just gotta to know from the guy(?) on the left....
A. How long does it take to lace up them boots?
B. How hard is it to walk with 3" of rubber under your feet?

A= about five minutes unless they are speed lace.
B=Have you ever seen a drunk with a beer shoved can up his butt?

Those are re-soled engineer boots. why they put the (KISS) soles on I got no idea.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Caribou]

 

[kd4ulw]

For all the parents who wondered what happened to their kid’s missing shoe, they end up in a salt mine in Austria.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Sparky_D]

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I was "Today" old...

 

[jazzy]

I was "Today" old...

me too.......

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[backlash]

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I did that in my SILs new microwave. She accused me of doing it on purpose. She was right

 

[Magus]

Why am I the only guy in here who can microwave a fried egg?

 

[dademoss]

Why am I the only guy in here who can microwave a fried egg?

I have, but I kinda like the stove top kind better. Sometimes the process is as satisfying as the end result.

 

[bkt]

Why am I the only guy in here who can microwave a fried egg?

I'm using my sister's e-z-bake oven. I started it in 1979. I'll let you know when it's done.

 

[dademoss]

I'm using my sister's e-z-bake oven. I started it in 1979. I'll let you know when it's done.

Yummmmm, I'll wait