A man on vacation cruising the back roads looking for out of the way antique stores. He finds one and in the window are 3 jars with a brain in each one. The first one is priced $50. The second is $100. The third one is $5000! asking inside he's told the first is a rocket scientist brain and well used. The second belonged to a college professor and well worn as well. The last brain belonged to a Democrat and has never been used!